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H.O.R.D.E.: Or What Not to Do When You’re Drafted by the Elves, Part 5

“What?” Solseir demanded. “I don’t have the training for that rank, much less the interest in it.” Vitas half turned his head. “You have the most experience with the elixirs, both in dosing and taking them. Only an enlisted officer … Continue reading

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H.O.R.D.E.: Or What Not to Do When You’re Drafted by the Elves, Part 4

“Ngh!” Hammers pounded on Solseir’s temples, wielded by giggling gnomes that made sure to alternate sides. He swiped at them and jerked awake, instantly regretting it. Sunlight poured in through the open curtains, searing his eyes. The gnomes vanished, but … Continue reading

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H.O.R.D.E.: Or What Not to Do When You’re Drafted by the Elves, Part 3:

“Ey. Gimme ‘nother,” Solseir demanded. The human bartender looked at him, pursing his lips. “I think you’ve had enough whiskey for one night, buddy. Why don’t you call it a night and go home?” Solseir coughed and shoved his glass … Continue reading

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Title help?

I’m having a hard time thinking of a title, though I have narrowed it down. Elf of Fortune is kinda catchy, don’t you think? But then, so is Swindlers of Glory, or H.O.R.D.E.: The Complete Guide to Orcs, Goblins, and … Continue reading

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H.O.R.D.E.: Or What Not to Do When You’re Drafted by the Elves, Part 2

Did you miss Part one? “Mr. Rainblade, my name is River. I’ll be reviewing your records,” said the lovely dark-haired woman. She wore a pink scrub top with little white hearts all over it and a matching pair of pink … Continue reading

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H.O.R.D.E.: Or What Not to Do When You’re Drafted by the Elves, Part 1

“Now is not the time to place blame. Now is the time to fight. To take back what the HORDE stole from us. To avenge the thousands that perished in California last week.” Joreikal Sunfalcon glowered into the waiting room … Continue reading

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Brainstorming

I’m getting bored with my current writing project, so I think I’ll start a new one here. I’ve been thinking about writing an urban fantasy story with elves because of a writing prompt I saw somewhere about a potbellied elf … Continue reading

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